PSA: How to tell if you are an idiot behind the wheel.

It has come to the attention of users of the road that there are many who are unsure of whether or not they are acting like an idiot behind the wheel.

Here’s a simple checklist.

  • Are you the operator of the vehicle?
  • Is the vehicle in motion?
  • Are you playing with your phone?

If you have answered yes to all of the above questions, congratulations, you are an idiot. Please take your phone and insert it into your rectum in a sideways orientation. Then, kindly bleach yourself out of the gene-pool.

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