It’s gotten to the point that i mostly roll my eyes at the nonsensical April Fools Day drivel, if I even acknowledge it. Yes, I’m old. GET OFF MY DAMN LAWN!!! Even Blizzard’s yearly yawn-fest barely deserves more than a minute to glance over. Thinking their “funny guys” were the asshats that got canned back in 2021/2022. Or, due to the recent layoffs, they don’t have time for the levity.
However, J&P Cycles caught my attention with the RevZilla E-Z Rider Child Seat and legit made me chuckle. They have an order page for it (both front riding/rear riding versions) at a price of $4,120 ^ 24.
Or $ 572,180,673,773,500,618,575,186,196,623,039,412,449,880,265,900,139,142,589,710,336,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00.
Even has a twist on a cliché helmet sticker, “Cash, grass, or applesauce. No baby rides for free.”
Of course, they were sold out. Only thing missing from this one is the “Poseur Perfect” brand label. Wondering if they’d bundle it with a free case of the grape exhaust fuel additive. If you think I’m fooling about the grape exhaust fragrance fuel additive, here’s the Amazon link for the stuff. You can get it through custom chrome, J&P Cycles, and a handful of other auto/cycle places with staff that has a sense of humor.